Peaceful Imperial Occupied Balmorra Welcomes You!

Posted 22nd May 2016, 11:02 PM


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Peaceful Imperial Occupied Balmorra Welcomes You!
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22nd May 2016, 11:02 PM

ilayas


Hey Bioware it's been over 5 years don't you think it's time for a majestic rideable Bormu mount? All I'm saying is Gundark mounts exist now, and I feel like I should take credit for that.

In other news, last week marked the anniversary of my birth. To commemorate the occasion I was forced to don festive head-wear in clear violation of the one rule I have for my birthday; which is no god damn birthday sombreros. The rule breaker was forgiven because the hat also came with a Dairy Queen icecream cake. The cake unfortunately lacked proper birthday message because apparently Dairy Queen has a policy against scribing profanity on their frozen confections. The cake was still pretty damn tasty though.

Any ways huzzah for surviving for another year. I hope all of you enjoy Balmorra. :)

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23rd May 2016, 12:06 AM

Grey Jedi

Happy late Birthday! And I love the expressions Mendy, Salih and Kaliyo have (I hope I spelled that all right) I'm really curious to see how Quinn will react to his crazy murder-loving new boss

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23rd May 2016, 4:50 AM

Karpinsky

Potential justification for THE QUINN THING inbound.

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@ KARPINSKY

23rd May 2016, 5:16 AM

ilayas

Oh I can guarantee you no one will blame Quinn for his actions by the time we get to Corellia.

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23rd May 2016, 11:59 AM

Hitokiri Akins

I play a Pureblood Sith Warrior specifically BECAUSE of "the Quinn thing". :)

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23rd May 2016, 9:27 PM

Vader999

So you can do that famous slap, eh?

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24th May 2016, 7:52 AM

Hitokiri Akins

Every time he returns from a crew skill mission, because I do NOT use him in combat. :)

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23rd May 2016, 5:09 AM

Brax

Will Mendy break the treaty of coruscant before lunch?

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24th May 2016, 11:45 AM

Starborngirl

Quite possibly XD

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23rd May 2016, 5:11 AM

Spacebar

Happy day of birth! That hat is almost better than Karraga's helm. Also I want a Dairy Queen Ice cream cake now. Haven't had those in years.

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23rd May 2016, 5:31 AM

ilayas

Thanks! The hat has been added to our ever growing collection of weird hats.

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23rd May 2016, 6:57 AM

Blackcat509

HAPPY BIRTHDAY... even though it's late. Oh, poor Quinn looks terrified already and poor Silah looks exhausted. I'm guessing it was a looooooooong flight to Balmorra with Mendy. Looking forward to next weeks first strip of Balmorra, something to look forward to with my now broken ankle!!!

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23rd May 2016, 4:05 PM

ilayas

All happy birthday wishes are welcome even if they are a bit late. I hope you recover from your broken ankle soon, at lest you can still play SWTOR :p

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"Occupied" Balmorra

23rd May 2016, 9:31 PM

Vader999

Happy Birthday!
Also, I tend to call Balmorra "Occupied" Balmorra, because while it's supposed to be an Imperial world, there's Republic and resistance fighters openly lounging about. I'm sure it's quite clear that the Republic is yakking around here when armored Republic troops and Jedi are running about. I think the image that sticks most to my head was the giant war droid the size of Optimus Prime standing right outside their fortress, just being a big middle finger to the whole "Occupation" thing. I'm pretty sure that when the enemy still manages to field robots the size of Gundams right in front of their giant fortresses, you can't necessarily call that planet yours. Or at least call it "Occupied" Balmorra.

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24th May 2016, 2:46 PM

Alternate Names?

Semi-Occupied Balmorra?
Somewhat Occupied Balmorra?
Informally-Occupied Balmora?
Occupied-ish Balmorra?

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25th May 2016, 3:55 AM

Ian Argent

Reserved Balmorra?
"Sith Empire, party of several million. What do you mean, you can't find the reservation? I have a receipt for the deposit! Look under V, for Vitiate? Still nothing? Don't you know how I am! I'll have your job for this!"

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27th May 2016, 8:32 AM

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Slightly Occupied Balmorra
Only Mostly Occupied Balmorra
Almost, But Not Quite, Entirely Unoccupied Balmorra
The Balmorra Formally Known as Occupied

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27th May 2016, 4:38 PM

ilayas

I just wanna say these are great, and I love you guys.

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24th May 2016, 6:51 PM

GokaiLevina

Dawwww just look at Quinn! He's already excited!

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